Etat Libre d'Orange - Vraie Blonde

Fizzy, sherbet-powder effervescence. Champagne baths in valentine-heart-shaped tubs, poodles dyed magenta and turquoise, hot pink boudoirs decorated in marabou and foams of lace. I was skeptical of ELdO at first, with their admittedly tacky marketing/packaging, but Vraie Blonde smells exactly like the copy says - Marilyn and Jayne, boop-oop-ee-doo innocence and a continually kissy-pursey mouth. Oh, if only I had a suitable chest for a merry widow! This should come in dusting powder and bath oil forms. Very fun and sweet - 7.5/10