Estee Lauder - Youth Dew

A powerful fragrance you can taste in your mouth and feel in your eyes from one microlitre of application. It smells mouldering, like an exhumed matron who died from emphysema whilst on the bidet. Musty, bitter, this should never have been resurrected, it smells of death already, permanent marker, a broken string of pearls, a sixty-year-old matted powder puff, rotten matte lipstick, stagnation, a vacuum cleaner exploded.